Spider Eliminator Greeting Card

For the unsung hero who's always on call for those late-night 'THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM' emergencies. Because being a dad means being the fearless warrior who'll battle eight-legged intruders at 3AM while pretending you totally weren't scared at all.

High-Quality Card: Printed on 100lb eggshell cardstock that's as sturdy as your dad's commitment to household pest control.

Colorful Design: Rainbow letters that are way more cheerful than your screams when you spot a spider in the shower, plus a tiny spider doodle (sorry not sorry).

The Details: A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") with a blue envelope that's guaranteed spider-free (we checked).

Perfect for the dad who's your go-to arachnid assassin, who pretends to 'relocate' the spider but definitely just smooshed it, and who definitely deserves a medal for all those times you called him to save you from a spider that was 'THIS BIG' (it wasn't). 🕷️✨