I'm an Adult the Same Way a Tomato is a Damn Fruit Sticker

Technically correct, but nobody's putting me in a fruit salad. Sure, you pay taxes and own a plunger, but "functioning grownup" might be generous. This sticker is for everyone clinging to adulthood by a thread and a frozen pizza. Botanically an adult. Spiritually, a feral raccoon. Product Details: * Size: 2.8" x 2.4" * Matte vinyl with protective laminate * Waterproof and scratch-resistant * Printed locally in Maryland Keywords: adulting sticker, funny adult humor, barely adulting gift, relatable millennial sticker, technically an adult, funny grownup sticker, laptop sticker, water bottle sticker